It will be a while before I actually use these postcards, but I’m so happy and honored to have them!
Month: August 2011 Page 6 of 7


This photo was taken the day of my wedding. In February. In the snow. But those toes? Happily wiggling all day day.

It’s such a weird thing. See a concert with a cruddy crowd and the band works their butt off to try and keep people engaged. See a concert with a giddily enthusiastic audience and the band takes it a little easier. (I can’t say I blame them though. Singing while sick? Sounds like hell to me.)
Jenny Conlee, aka Sparkle Pony, wasn’t with the band because she’s in treatment for breast cancer. Her temporary replacement did a great job but Conlee was definitely missed. (You can support Conlee and breast cancer research by buying this T-shirt.)

But first, why in the heck was I given this?!? I am nearly six feet tall and have arms like a monkey. One of the last things I need is something to help me reach further. My grandparents used to have one of these in their late eighties. But I am not in my eighties.
There is one thing I can’t reach. My house has tall ceilings. I don’t know how tall … taller than normal though. We also don’t have air conditioning so we’re constantly using our ceiling fans. I can’t always get to the pulls on our ceiling fans and have to climb up on a stool or chair. Enter the Gopher IITM.
Standing solidly on the floor, I attempted to turn the ceiling fan on and off.
After about a dozen tries, I pulled it off. Honestly though, I don’t know how an older person (is it bad that I’m assuming they are the target audience?) could be steady enough and have the hand-eye coordination to pull this off.
I have since found a better use for the Gopher IITM. It scares the heck out of Biggie and that boy could use some exercise.
So how does the Gopher IITM rate?
- Inventiveness? I feel like these have been around forever, so not so much
- Practicality: Yes
- Does it work? Pretty well

Back in April I bought Wonder Boy tickets for us to do a Segway tour. I thought he’d think it was fun because he fascinated by Segways and loves the old TV show Arrested Development. If you’ve ever seen the show, you know that Gob Bluth had a Segway on it.
We finally redeemed the tour and I think it was a great success. Only I had so much fun that I can no longer make fun of people I see around town on Segways.
On Arrested Development Gob also some chicken noises that I think are weird, but which Wonder Boy loves. And so, because I love Wonder Boy, I share this.