I am not a mature individual. I keep getting assigned topics at work where I have to edit web content on … questionable subject matter. By questionable, I mean topics ranging from anal issues and sphincters to vaginal lubrication and what can and cannot go into your vagina. Two words I would prefer to never say at work include SPHINCTER and VAGINA.
The one good thing I can say about working on the GYNACOLOGICAL content versus the COLORECTAL content is that this time there are no pictures, which is a good thing because when I read the line “Spread the lips of the vagina (labia) apart before applying” I shuddered at the possible illustrations…
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Anonymous
Oh god. No wonder you wear an eye patch and drink swill.
Anonymous
Methinks that were you working with numbers you’d been doin’ whole numbers between one and two. Tain’t much of a range me matey from anal issues to sphincters.
I can envision the book tour. Kate’s Vaginal Odyssey: What’s In, What’s Out, and What’s Weird – What your labia are telling you.
Anonymous
I happen to think that vagina is a beautiful word. In fact, I would name my first born daughter Vagina if it weren’t the term used to describe “down there” (is that better author). I think that we should start a petition to have the body part called vagina changed to be named something like pussy, baby maker, or box. If the petition passes I will be able to name my daughter Vagina afterall, without having to worry about the school kids taunting her, calling her names, and throwing tampons at her.
Oh yes, the day the petition passes will be a glorius day! And I will be able to have my very own little vagina and she will be the cutest little thing and I will play with her everday!! Just me and my vagina.
Anonymous
Y’know, you could just go get a small fluffy lapdog and run with that. The whole daughter named vagina thing is weird and you should probably be evaluated immediately.
Anonymous
I prefer box. Lets call it a box.