Reasons why spending December 1 in Miami, Florida, is better than in Cincinnati, Ohio:

  • Soaking up sun instead of being in the snow, at work, in close-toed shoes, etc.
  • 80-year-old topless women with implants from about 30 years ago
  • Banana hammocks
  • Hearing your family discuss the pronunciation options for the word “Doobie” (definitely nixed the “Dobie” option)
  • Being called hot by a homeless Santa playing Piano Man on a harmonica and riding a bicycle
  • Riding on the back of a hog, a.k.a. Scooter
  • Watching the beautiful people walk in and out of Madonna’s hotel
  • Watching the beautiful people in general
  • Being blessed by the man who rides his bike up and down the strip all day long blessing people
  • The following conversation:
    “Look at that. There is nothing sexier than watching a man play on the beach with his son.”
    “I dunno. I think that topless woman next to him is pretty hot.”
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