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Month: November 2005

Spaghetti Hos

On November 4, 2005

I am at home and sick for the third or fourth day in a row, depending on if that first half day counts. I have no cable here at home, in the den of sickness. Daytime television is BAD anyways, but particularly if you don’t have cable. And so I have been reduced to watching some very stupid stuff.

But my main question after these last few days is “What in the world is a Spaghetti Ho?” It was the theme of an episode of Jerry Springer that I just couldn’t bring myself to watch. The main guest seemed to be a large Italian woman with a deeply held belief in the Bible. (Is a Spaghetti Ho a religious, Italian slut?) One woman I asked at work via email suggested a Spaghetti Ho is someone who likes spaghetti in a perverse way. It seems unlikely but still has me laughing.

So, do you have any ideas to its meaning?

Kissing Bug

By Kate

On November 1, 2005

In family / friends

Submitted by my brother, Jake:

So is anyone familiar with the Kissing Bug? I became acquainted with this bug Saturday night (aka Sunday morning since I went to bed around 3). The Kissing Bug is similar in size and appearance to a roach. It is nocturnal and is attracted to Carbon Dioxide. The Kissing Bug is a blood sucker. It bites the host’s lips, eyelids, or ears. This particular Kissing Bug got my upper lip.

I saw the intruder when I woke up, but didn’t realize I had been bitten. I assumed I just had a zit coming in. Later, I caught the bug, inspected it, and released it outside, still unaware that it attacked me. Sunday night, I was watching Animal Planet (because I’m a giant dork) and there was a show on called Nature’s Vampires. Sure enough, the last animal featured was the Kissing Bug. As my lip began to swell and I realized I didn’t have a zit, I became suspicious and researched the Kissing Bug on the internet. It is DEFINITELY the bug I caught and it is DEFINITELY the bug that bit me.

So what are the side-effects of a kiss from the Kissing Bug? Well, had I been allergic, or if I recieve more bites that weaken my immunity, I will suffer from anaphylactic shock, which will likely kill me. I also may have Chagas disease, which is contracted from the Kissing Bug taking a crap on your face as it feeds.

I know you want to see what this bug looks like and if my story checks out.

Just Google “Kissing Bug” for more info.