Month: February 2005

I love Wonder Woman. I have no problem with gay men. But mixing the two?

So the thing is, I don’t want to be doing anyone a disservice here, but I feel it my place to speak up. There is this “lamp” for sale on eBay.

Fellas, if your lady asks you to buy her this art deco beauty (it was a steal at only $42.11) you are going to need to sit down and have talk with her. There might be some problems in your relationship.

And ladies, this “lamp” isn’t safe for recreational use. Do you see how long and exposed that cord is? You will only hurt yourself.

So I have noticed lately the prevalence of the mustache, which will now be referred to only as a “stache,” amongst men in the security guard industry. Now, by my own observations it seems that outside of the security guard industry (and maybe the porn industry), the stache went out of favor in about 1985. So why do security guards insist on sporting the stache?

Some careful observation has lead me to the following theory:

Many men starting out in the security guard industry either weigh less than me or look about 12. In an effort to seem more dangerous / mature / imposing they grow a stache.

I don’t think its working. Frankly, a security guard who looks like a porn star from the 80s scares the crap out of me.

Above is Om Praksh Dogra, a security guard of a hotel in Amritsar, who has become popular for his 14.5 inch mustaches. Does his mustache make you scared of him?