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DrunkDial

There is a special bond you have with your siblings. At least I know the bond I have with mine is special. I have two younger sisters and one younger brother. We show our love for each other in special, unique ways. I think my boyfriend is being accepted by my family, since they are also showing their love of him in those same special, unique ways.

In my family, one way we share our love is through late night phone calls. I know my brother, a sophomore in college, loves me because he calls me while he is drunk. And calls my boyfriend while he is drunk.

And now Jake can know I love him because I recorded those messages and am sharing them. As an example of a truly loving sibling relationship, of course.

This post originally appeared on Kate’s Point of View. © Kate. All rights reserved.

Flava

Isn’t it annoying when you have to pull your cell phone out of your pocket to see what time it is? Or when you have to stop random people at the mall to find out the time? I think that’s precisely the reason that clocks come in all places – for your wrist, for your finger (do you remember those ring watches???), for your palm pilot, for your computer, for the wall. I think that’s about it, right?

Wrong.

Flava Flav, rap artist from Public Enemy, established in the late 80s that clocks can be used in more public ways. Neigh, worn in more public ways. See below.

Flava Flav was recently on the third season of The Surreal Life, a show featured has been singers and actors, on VH-1. Now apparently Flava Flav’s appearance on the show brought about a resurrection of the Kitchen Clock as Apparel Movement. At a wedding I attended this past weekend, one of the guests sported a patent leather purse with an operational clock on the side. Now, in answer to your obvious question, this guest was not a young child or teenager. Two pictures of the clock purse are below. One features just the clock and the other a bridesmaid with the clock. You may not notice the clock in the second picture – it’s to the right of the cleavage.

Pants

I have, in a previous WOTD, talked about Long and Elegant Legs (LEL), a catalog for tall women’s clothing. This past weekend I got the newest catalog and I have to share that I am more than a little disturbed. LEL does try to keep up with current fashion, but much like most vendors specializing in tall women’s clothing, they fall a wee short of being very stylish.

Case in point:

In the picture below there is a lovely woman sporting some brown dress pants. The ad text above her says “Clothes That Fit Like Never Before.” I disagree with that assertion. In fact, I would say that those pants fit very much like those worn by a 80s TV icon.

Let’s zoom in and take a closer look:Ah yes… Her pants do indeed hail back to an earlier time. A time when AC Slater wore pants very much like this.

Sneaky

There are some phrases you cannot deny. A friend, and I use that term rather loosely, from grad school once made the very profound statement, ”Sneaky as a three beer hangover.” And you know what? Those are the sneaky ones, I say as the survivor of a very sneaky one I woke up with this morning.

Steamed

I have been whining for two weeks now about the heat not being turned on yet in my apartment. Yesterday it officially came on. My apartment was filled with toasty warmth and goodness. I went to bed thinking it was a little warm. When I awoke I knew it was. When I awoke it was 4 am and I was covered in sweat. When I awoke I discovered I had been sleeping with no blankets, which I never do. When I awoke I opened up every window in my apartment and turned off all the radiators. But really, that’s what I get for whining about there being no heat, right?

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