In the past three years, many things have been found in the streets near where I work:

  1. One dead and blackened rat on the sidewalk
  2. One Chuckie doll in street
  3. One pair of dirty underwear next to Kate H.’s car
  4. One used condom in the parking lot
  5. One dildo in the gutter
  6. One hair extension in the intersection by my building
  7. One thong near my gym