The bathroom situation at work is getting out of control. Here’s a summary of my most recent issues:

  1. Women keep missing the toilet. It’s a large hole so what’s the problem? You have those tissue paper liners now so it just doesn’t make sense.
  2. While sitting in my stall, the woman in the next stall managed to put her legs in MY stall.
  3. The woman from number 2 then started to sing!